Sunday, March 1, 2009

Kate Hudson Has The Right Idea



I love Kate Hudson. She makes shit movies (seriously just the trailer alone for that dreck Bride Wars made me ashamed of having a vagina and Almost Famous was a looong ass time ago) but I love how K-Hud lives her life, going through men like she's sampling from a buffet. She married young, that shit didn't work out so she's making up for lost time before she settles her ass down again. I respect this. People who call her a whore whilst praising George Clooney for being some kind of swingin' bachelor need to look up the words 'misogyny' and 'patriarchy' in the dictionary.

Anyway, so Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been spotted together in Paris recently prompting some tabloids to say the two are 'back together' and even planning to have a baby together. Puhlease!

People, K-Hud and the Butterscotch Stallion are fuck buddies. Sure, they take trips together and whatnot, it doesn't mean they're serious, it means they're fuck buddies with fat bank accounts. When Kate Hudson isn't in a relationship and is bored and restless, she calls up Owen who is none too happy to oblige because she's Kate Hudson, she's hot and she's not bothering his ass for a ring. That's it, that's all.

Justin Timberlake needs to drop Jessica Bile and get Kate on the phone quick.

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